Cyprus Quotes
Cyprus Quotes
Bungle: "You can buy Claire a nice present in Ayia Napa – they have lots of leather"
Barry: "Do you mean to say Michael magic creates and removes Shite?"
Michael: "Can I have the ball between your legs?"
Bungle: "I have the genetic jackhammer!"
Michael: "To be able to do it in church you have to be confirmed – I have good memories of my church!"
Bungle: "I put them in the fridge because they were sticky"
Mike: "- well now they’re hard"
Will: "Townies are people too!"
Will: "As much as starting an international conflict over a ball appeals to my sense of humour…"
Michael: "Be careful it looks simple, but a gremlin may pop out and pinch your balls"
Bungle: "Mine is almost as big as Bish’s!"
Bungle: "Oh my god! It’s huge!"
Barry: "I’m putting my screwdriver back"
Michael: "It was a very willy thing to say"
Bungle: "Shall we undress Michael?"
Bungle: "How do you light the oven?"
Receptionist: "There’s a hole in the bottom that releases gas."
Michael: "I’m going to lotion up in the bathroom as well so I might be a few minutes"
Michael: "It does, I have come into you’re room a few times in the middle of the night!"
Will: "Samwise Gamgee rocks my butt"
Will: "Have you seen my chocolate buttons?"
Michael: "I only use toilets that are familiar to me"
Bungle: "Let’s see how many balls I can fit between my legs"
Will: "Has anyone seen my magic trousers?"
Bungle: "Are you for a country bonking convo tonight?"
Bungle: "Is that the sort of head you like Michael?"
Michael: "I’m sleeping with you tonight!"
Will: "You show me what to do, and I’ll hit my balls as hard as I can."
Michael: "Bungle, I think we should get married!"
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